I thought it would be a refreshing break from our usual fare to examine the elusive dude squick. While bad-anatomy squick can (and often does) include dudes, particularly when they are of the hypermuscled variety, it is far rarer to see sexualized dude squick. Luckily, World of Darkness has heard our pleas and after searching long and hard I present to you dude squick of the rarest variety.
Favorites include, “Mr. Long-pelvis” and “Does his ass have a tumor?”
For a bit of squick just for squick’s sake, let’s toss in some “Ghost Hands on his junk”! for extra credit (though the subject isn’t sexualized so much as the overall depiction is perplexingly-handsy).
Okay I’m going to be honest here, I do not understand why this image accompanies the section on “Healing”. I do not have a suitable answer. I am not wholly sure I want to know the answer, so let’s just leave it at that.
This is the best thing. Also, reminded me of the johnny long-torso MST3K bit.