I thought it would be a refreshing break from our usual fare to examine the elusive dude squick. While bad-anatomy squick can (and often does) include dudes, particularly when they are of the hypermuscled variety, it is far rarer to see sexualized dude squick. Luckily, World of Darkness has heard our pleas and after searching long and hard I present to you dude squick of the rarest variety.
Favorites include, “Mr. Long-pelvis” and “Does his ass have a tumor?”
For a bit of squick just for squick’s sake, let’s toss in some “Ghost Hands on his junk”! for extra credit (though the subject isn’t sexualized so much as the overall depiction is perplexingly-handsy).
Okay I’m going to be honest here, I do not understand why this image accompanies the section on “Healing”. I do not have a suitable answer. I am not wholly sure I want to know the answer, so let’s just leave it at that.
This is the best thing. Also, reminded me of the johnny long-torso MST3K bit.
Wayne Reynolds is a sneaky artist. He is great with textures, he can convey motion in his art, and the facial expressions are almost uniformly piercing. What’s interesting about the way he layers his subjects in buckles and belts and capes and cloaks and buttons and leather and bottles is that…
Crazy snake legs is right. Her left leg is more than twice the length of her torso. Also curved. Like something that isn’t made of bone. You know, like a banana.
Can someone please buy him for me!?
I will love you forever
Greg Land - Amethyst
I’m so confused about this. Everything from her…one boob? To her lack of hips, once more.
It’s a true pity, because the details here are lovely.
There is no part of this drawing that is even slightly anatomically feasible.
Sherlock would be a terrible Zelda companion.
Sherlock as Navi, the King of Red Lions, Midna, and Fi.
John as Link, Link, Link, and Link.
This is perfection.
I love the Wind Waker one. BORED
Really, this would be such a VAST improvement on Fi. There was not nearly enough snark as there could have been
Zuko’s always been special.
This may be the best thing ever